Friday 31 August 2012

Match fixtures - Saturday, 1st September 2012

Tomorrow's  EPL Matches

Guluma Joint


09/01
  
West Ham United v. Fulham - 12:45PM
  

  
09/01
  
Swansea City v. Sunderland -3:00 PM
       

  
09/01
  
Wigan Athletic v. Stoke City - 3:00 PM
  

  
09/01
  
Tottenham Hotspur v. Norwich City - 3:00 PM
  

  
09/01
  
West Bromwich Albion v. Everton - 3:00 PM
  

Essien off to Arsenal?

Latest gossips reaching us is that Essien the Essienator, one time strong midfielder of Chelsea FC will be saying a final bye-bye to the Stamford Bridge people if the GULUMA is anything to hold on to.

Michael Essien - (Guluma Joint)
After a long stay on the bench and having multiple injuries, almost going into oblivion, Arsenal FC is developing interest in this man. That means there is going to be a whole new horizon for this talented young man who has been an Ambassador of Peace

Thursday 30 August 2012

GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH 9.0 Registration is on

The registration for Gulder Ultimate Search is on NOW!

Registration closes on September 13, 2012. Hurry now to secure your place and have an opportunity to win big this season.

For more information, visit:



http://gulderultimatesearch.tv/GUS%209/entry_instructions.html

Retrieving your 2go password for FREE

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Mercy Johnson's Birthday

28th of August was the birthday of one of Nollywood's controversial actress Mercy Johnson.

Guess what a party it will be ...

The most popular actress in Nollywood - Guluma Joint

Please carefully access this information if it is anything to go by whether this is how the fame of an actress can be judged...

1 Mercy Johnson
She has always been in the news even before her controversial wedding to Edo big boy,Prince Odi Okoje.The lady hit the news headlines when she was pictured exposing her private part at an event which show she did not put on her pant.She was also alleged to have snatch the man she married from a unnamed Lady


2.
Ini Edo
Ini Edo is synonymous with sex scandals in the industry,her wedding was a bit controversial for she was believed to have snatched her husband from a society lady Rawa Okoro.She is also reported to be in an affair with an south south governor


3
Tonto Dikeh
Unarguably,she is the most controversial nollywood actress,the beautiful lady has always been in the news since her emergence into movie in 2006.She was recently alleged to have been paid #5million for sex by Managing Director of Sifax. Its also certain she has over 36 tatoo on her body.She was also linked with Wizkid sometimes ago.


4
Iyabo Ojo
She was believe to be in an love affair with a former senator who bought for her a Range Rover SUV.she was also caught to be having sex with a man at the back seat of the car in London sometimes ago


5
Funke Akindele
The miss jenifa lady is also in the rumour list,she was said to have fought a fellow actress over boyfriend issue at the location.She was also reported to be in an hot romance affair with Oga bello son[jelili]


6.
Genevive Nnaji
She is in an serious sex scandal,she was alleged to be in an relationship with RMD,Ramsey Nuoah,and a popular musician named D'banj.It was even said sometime that she and D'banj were planning to hook up.Lastly she was linked to the Country former Vice President Atiku Abubakar.She is planning to getting married soon...

Lets hear your side of the story... 

Prayers for our President - Guluma Joint

Why on earth will a President of Nigeria accept failure? Why will he call himself the 'most criticized President' if not to show that he is confused and dejected?

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan needs urgent prayers from Nigerians and the entire world if you want something urgent to happen in the positive realm.

A president who in his reign, bombers, strikes, rebellions, resignations and all forms of criticisms has taken the highest toll, what would you expect from a leader who has no one to sing his praises and on his side?

Lets pray for GEJ and the future of this country...

Best President of Nigeria - Guluma Joint

Former President of Nigeria, Mr. Olusegun Obasanjo has nominated himself as the best president of Nigeria in the sense that he achieved all his targets as President of Nigeria.

He talked of bringing about debt relieve for the country amidst other feats...

Lets hear your views...

Prof. Barth Nnaji says quit - Guluma Joint

Professor Barth Nnaji, the Minister of Power, resigns amid controversies and scandals.

The funniest part of the story is that, the President is happy with it and ends up sending him a congratulatory message, wishing him well in his future endeavor.

Lets hear your views on this issue...

Monday 27 August 2012

A woman, (49), gives birth to her own grandson

Her name is Linda Sirois. She helped her daughter gave birth to the daughter's son and her own granddaughter due to medication dysfunction on the part of her daughter. The daughter is diagnosed with a heart condition that according to doctors makes it dangerous for her to be pregnant.

The daughter, Angel Hebert stood and watched her mother give to her son Madden Hebert.

Science and man! Science is turning this world into something else and we will soon be turned into scientific objects if care is not taken...

Sunday 26 August 2012

Register and get $2 cash - Guluma Joint

You want to make money online?

Why not register here and see your dreams come through:

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just copy and paste on your browser and your good to go...

And for those of you who have lots of followers, this is an opportunity!
A trial will convince you>>>

The World is asking if Syria is in a state of civil war - Guluma Joint

With the number of killings and fighting going on in Syria, one is tempting to ask if Syria has already started a civil war? Everyday, the whole of the media houses are flooded with news of several people been killed in Syria.

Amnesty International, International Court of Justice, UNN and every other body in charge of restoring peace, please visit Syria and save a life...

The ancient city of Damascus, what is happening? Leppo what is happening????

The New N5000 note and our economy

It is no longer news that CBN plans to introduce N5,000 note by January 2013 .

The crux of the matter is the implication that this will have on our individual lives and national economy. One of the indices of a GROWING INFLATION, is the creation of Higher Local Currency Bill, NO matter what CBN or the Managers of our economy say, they know too well in their minds.

The highest bill in the US is $100, Britain is €50, Ghana 50 Cedi, Have ever had a scene where you're forced to spend N100 or above for a service that's worth N50, all because the service provider claims ;"No Change"? This in itself is inflationary.

Ask them in Zimbabwe where the highest currency in circulation is $100 Trillion Bill, but no one spends it. Instead, people use the US dollars and South African rands for their daily transactions!

We will soon be buying things now sold for about N3,000 - N4,500; for N5,000.00!

It is terrible!

Why are we not emulating Ghana where they just re-denominated their currency? Why can't we do same to manage our economy?

The answer is clear; if we re-denominate THEY will lose the money already stolen and kept abroad. For instance if we re-denominate by cutting down two zeros, N1,000 becomes N10 while N100 becomes N1. In a similar way one dollar will exchange for N1.55k. Therefore $100m will be N1.5m. Naira will become stronger against many currencies and stealing money abroad will become unattractive.

Why are we going for higher denomination when CBN is spending billions to promote a cashless economy?

Join to say no to introduction of higher denomination of naira . Let's save our economy. If we have 2 re-occupy Nigeria or CBN (this time), let's do it....even if not for ourselves then let's do it for the future of our children and their unborn children!! Before they turns us to millionaires that can't buy bread
We don't need a higher currency. 
 
Please drop your comments as it strikes you in your heart...

The Social Media and You - Guluma Joint

Recently the death of Cynthia Osokogu has prompted so much about the use of the social media. Facebook, 2go, Eskimi and Badoo are among the most frequently used social media in Nigeia and people have been using it to lure unsuspecting members of the public into atrocities they never bargained for and this has raised a lot of dust about how safe it is for one to still subscribe or even even remain in them.

APART from what some evil-minded people are using these media for, the intent for these media has been quite different from these.



Talking from my own experience, social media has been a source of company for me, it keeps me informed and it keeps me indoors. There is this advice I have to give however, don't divulge all about yourself on the internet, be reserved. There are rooms for you to visit and when you find out that some messages you are receiving are not good for you, why not  just remove yourself from that room or better still unsubscribe.

You are not glued to them my dear, u have the option to chat with any person and or accept any as friends!

I rest my case with this admonition from the Bible:...'Be wise as the serpent'.

The First Man on the Moon dies - Guluma Joint

The first man to ever set foot on the moon, Neil Armstrong, dies at the age of 82
He died on August 25th following complications resulting from cardiovascular procedures. May his soul rest in peace...Amen.

Saturday 25 August 2012

MTN is sorry! - Guluma Joint

 Do you know what, the South African Mobile Telecommunication giant MTN is saying what we call 'sorry' to their BIS subscribers as they add 5 days as compensation to their BIS. This has come as a result of their poor network signals.

But to tell you how stingy this people can be, they are not offering the service automatically just like the way Glo did theirs some weeks back, they are doing their manually. You need to have a special code to activate the service. Please find the code below:



To Get your 5 Days Additional Validity, Dial *123*2*1*6# and it will be Activated

So  it is left for you if you can activate it or not, the more you abandon it, the better it is for them. But come to think of it sef, is Nigeria betrothed to MTN?

Please leave your comments as par what we Nigerians can do to free ourselves of the bondage...

STRANGE: Mum boils and ate her two sons - Guluma Joint

Wonders shall never cease!!! A woman boils and eats her two sons saying she thought they were pigs.
My God! What came over her?

look at this:
''The woman — a member of a hill tribe from the mountainous region of Chiang Main near the Burmese border – had been suffering from mental illness since 2007 but had recently stopped taking her medication.
She had been left alone with her sons as her husband left for a few days to get her medication.
He said: “I had to go out of town for a couple of days. I told her that I would bring back the medication she needs.
“I never imagined that something like this would happen.”

Mentally deranged  people in my area can differentiate between an animal and human being o.
I no fit shout

Remixing of our N50 note by CBN - Guluma Joint

wonders shall never end as CBN also copied our songsters in doing a remix of their previous work.

Just check out this picture and tell me whether this is true or a child's play?





I don die! Does it mean that we don't have styles anymore?

Aki's New baby - Guluma Joint

Have you seen the picture of Aki's new baby? Then you are missing out... Aki the sharp shooter has already made a debut entry as his wife gives him a bouncing baby girl...


Paw Paw what are you still waiting for? your paddyman is now a father, show working my guy.

Is Tonto Dike now a 'new creature'? - Guluma Joint

Its testimony time as Tonto Dike the tontolet tweets that she had finally given up on smoking thanks to Prophet T. B Joshua and the Emmanuel TV.

She said while watching the program, an instruction came  from the Man of God that we should touch the screen of our TV and receive from God. She did and the result, cigarette is like a stick of well packed poison to her now...



We pray that this miracle will last forever, not even a long time>>>

Friday 24 August 2012

Is Prezzo still waiting on Goldie? - Guluma Joint

BBA second place winner 2012, Prezzo is rumored in Nigeria in search of Gokdie, his off and on roommate cum girlfriend.

we hear he is serious about the business of marrying Goldie but we are yet to hear from the duo...

We hear Prezzo is already betrothed to another woman and now he is deeply in love with Goldie.


Guluma Joint (What do you think of the new N5000 note?)

What do you think of the new N5000 note?

So many speculations are on ground about the look of the new N5000 note that the CBN is planning to bring out sometime this year. Some say the face of the late president of Nigeria, Musa Yar'adua will be there while others are strongly against it saying female activists will now grace the face our currency. As it is said, 'lets give women a chance'.

 so which of the women activists do you think will make it to the finals if this rumor is anything to go by...

1. Margaret Ekpo: late politician and social mobilizer (1914 - 2006)
2. Hajia Gambo Sawaba: late politician and activist (1933 - 2001)
3. Funmilayo Kuti: lte politician and women's right activist (1900 -1978)

lets hear your views...

Guluma Joint (Psquare and May D fall out)

Psquare and May D fall out:

whats happening to the newly formed union?
From gossips reaching us, it was rumored that the Square Records and Northside Entertainment has formerly written to the public that May D is no longer operating under their label due to irreconcilable differences..

celebrities gossip

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Mobile Network Service Providers

Do you know that of all the network service providers we have now in Nigeria, one network is standing out tall in all their services? can you guess which?

okay lets take it step by step:

Of all the network service providers, the yellow labelled network seem to outshine all other networks until the arrival of 0809ja people who came along with them lots of freebies in a bid to lure Nigerians over but one patient network provider who has been undergoing metamorphosis immediately sprang up and seized the opportunity and to make matters worse for the yellow boys, started rolling out 3G network everywhere irrespective of where you are: local or rural, urban or sub-urban.

And the result? the yellow boys also immediately started dishing out freebies as not to be left out. As thr saying goes 'when two elephants fight it is the grass that suffers' but in this case it is the grass that enjoys! Nigerians wey like awuff immediately start to jollificate but you know the Yellow boys na their own no dey last, they immediately came up with other devices to make us for the awuff we have been enjoying...

Now lets look at their individual contributions so far (the four EPL strongmen):

The Yellow boys:
They were in charge until the 0809ja men arrived and thereby creating room for perfect competition...

The global men:
they were initially in charge of giving the Yellow boys tough time but with time they gave up cos they were not able to roll out their network coverage as fast as the yellow boys...

The Airtellers:
their forefathers were busy changing their skins, undergoing hibernation and metamorphosis not until the 0809ja boys came into the scene, they were nowhere to be found but as luck will have it, they are doing better now...

0809ja boys:
They are the pacesetters! Nigeria is ever grateful to you. you came and things started to change. so far so good you are providing the cheapest BIS to Nigerians>>>

more to come.....